This morning after I took a shower, I decided to fix the bed. I was spreading the comforter on Ro's side and noticed something brown.. I thought it was just a bunch of my hair rolled up but it was a freakin' spider.... I jumped back a little, but noticed it wasn't moving so I thought Ro must have killed it while he was sleeping last night, rolling over and crushing it. Just to be sure, I slapped the bed to see if it would move, it didn't so I just left the bed half made and went on getting ready for work.
5 minutes later, I looked at the spider again, deciding whether or not to pick it up and drop it in the toilet and flush it away.. It looked brown and nasty, so I just left it there..
5 minutes pass again and as I was watching the traffic report, I decided to look at the bed and what do you know, that beeyatch spider was running for his life under the damn bed!!!
It hella TRICKED ME!!!!!!!!!
Caution: if you think a spider is dead, kill it anyways, cause it might just be playing dead.
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4 comments:
that sucker is gonna get you tonight dude! spider bite, left ankle. watch.
dang!! so you only fixed your side of the bed??? and was gonna leave the 'dead' spider on the bed?
this is so funny. Hella knows how to play dead. Dang!, insects are getting smarter now.
LOL! this is hilarious! i just usually kill without hesitation errr kill insects...just to clarify. I smacked them a lot of times with my slipper get a tissue then crashed it again. LOL! I know I am evil!
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